XXXSTATIC? Hmmm... I will be flying to Manila tomorrow, Saturday and will be back on a Tuesday. Wondering what am I going to do there? Like duh! Read my previous post again if you want.

Like last weekend, I was with THE JOBLESS RABBIT and for this weekend, I'm going to spend it with my ECSTATIC HUNK! Oh boy I'm just wondering what's in store for me this time. Let's just hope I won't be disappointed or something. And I am staying at his place. He won't allow me to rent a hotel room or something thinking that he is not the only one I'm gonna hook up with in Manila. MAY TAMA SIYA!!! And now how can I get away from his sight to meet up with some interesting-sweet-cum-tasting creatures. Nyahahahahahaha... If only he'll drown himself with "E" and he won't notice me anymore, in the middle of the crowd, surrounded by sweaty bodies dancing to Madonna's Hits, exchanging fluids, in GOV. But I doubt.

Hmp, come what may. All I need after all is freaking good shag from a hot guy. And I am definitely getting that. I am so used to this "What Paul wants... Paul gets!" mantra. Assuming lang? So what? This is my blog. Bwahahahahahahahaha...

Vodka-Bull and Marlboro Gold? PURRFECT! Can't wait for them. ;-)

How to complicate ones love life? Plain and simple. Just get hooked to any of these guys. Isabay mo lahat. You're just there in the corner and they will start bugging you like hell. Learn from me sweeties! But the truth is, I haven't learned anything myself.

1. THE ECSTATIC HUNK - Okay, he's one of those cute/hot guys you can see in the circuit scene in Manila. Hitting those best clubs in town with gorgeous friends. He is gorgeous himself. We hit it off right ayaw. Over my break in Manila. Things got too emotional and I just realized that he was under the influence of ECSTACY! No wonder. I should have known before the night started. Double drop minimum and sometimes he can go on three. I can't imagine myself being with someone who's into recreational drugs. Damn! Maybe I can have him as my recreational toy instead. Whatcha think?

2. THE JOBLESS RABBIT - Now, this other guy I used to date before. And I can clearly remember it all started last SInulog this year. Hmmm... Those braces are irresistible and yes, we were together for quite sometime even if my friend Lexie didn't give his 100% approval. He mentioned something like the guy couldn't be trusted. And now, he's trying to get me back. But this time, he's a total scrub. No work. I even payed for his weekend grocery. I would love to think I am helping as a friend. And not his sugar Momma. Bwahahahahahaha... Tsk tsk tsk... And maybe you will wonder why RABBIT? He's harsh! *naughty*

3. THE COMMITTED DORK - Okay, try to read my previous entry and you will know exaclty why the third label. Just read thru it. And my problem with this person is that I see him 5 days a week and that is like 9 hours per day. How can someone start moving on if you can see him everyday. This is useless. Good thing he's on Vacation this week and will be back next week. I hope it will be longer than that. Ugh! How can I be so stupid. I am *this* close to being the official KULASISI. But good thing it never jumpred into the next level. We did talk and I have decided to end it all up. Yes, I did!

So there, and so far, you need these kinds of individual to complicate your life. Have them in your life almost at the same time. Start to fuck them together almost at the same time. Sometimes it amazes me how this well-experienced-gay-urban-professional be stuck in this kind of situation. STUPIDITY! Que Horror! Que Barbaridad!

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I plead GUILTY! I am such a slut! Isang KULASISI... (i love saying that word over and over again...)

Plain and simple. I love to complicate my life. Enter a situation that might be painful for me at the end. It's been a while actually. And something happened to us already. His partner doesn't know about this. Though he is suspecting that I am trying to steal his guy. Like yes, that is what I am doing. And this guy knows me... he even told my unofficial partner to stay away from me since I can always get what I want. Buti naman at alam niya. Na kaya kung kunin kung anuman gusto ko.

But before you guys judge me, I always have a qualifying question before I will start stealing someone else's partner. "Are you happy with your relationship now?" And clear enough this guy answered "NO". The reason why he's staying still in the relationship is that the legal partner is threatening him to commit SUICIDE if he will leave him. Drama drama drama... Go ahead and kill yourself asshole! The guy doesn't love you anymore. What a crap!

And now, it occured to me. How long will I keep this? What is my assurance? Feeling ko tuloy ako si Joanna (Maricel Soriano) sa pelikulang A LOVE STORY. Putang Ina! Nanood kami ng mga officemates ko sa movie na yan. Tawanan silang lahat habang ako eh iyak ng iyak. Natamaan po ako. Kung may mga batong lalabas sa screen ng sinehan para matamaan ang dapat matamaan eh malamang super dami ko nang bukol. I bet! At na realize ko rin ang sinabi niya dun sa movie. "Ayaw ko yung taga puno lang ng mga pagkukulang"... or something like that... Drama no? Bwahahahahaha... Itigil ang kahibangan na eto!

Tuloy, ang drama ng lola nyo eh nakikinig lang sa kanta ni Nina... "SOMEDAY".Komedi talaga ngayon buhay ko. This is not the only time na naging KULASISI po ako mga kaibigan. And ngayon, I am stopping this na. Napapagod na rin puso ko. I am moving on. HIndi niya kayang iwanan eh. Eh di manigas siya dun. Bitter ba? Bwahahahahahaha...

And now... balik sa pagiging alcoholic ang buhay ko. At mas grabe na ngayon. Sabayan nyo naman akong uminom. Nakaka depress mag-isa. Har har har... Dramz dramz dramz...

Toodles!